For all thpse who speak Toddlerese… This morning while brushing my hair, I heard Angela say something like, “Mama, I zipped bassleen on Happy Bewr.” I didn’t quite understand this initial message, so I told her I’d be out soon. Then while brushing my teeth she came to the bathroom door again. This time she lamented, “Eben bassleen on mah nehhhhk.” You have vaseline on your neck? “Yea. Eben on yohr bemohhhte.” Nice. All I can say is, being a morning person, I am waaaay better prepared to handle these crises of motherhood early in the morning!